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I really really need my last three before I forget how to spell my name. Can’t afford to lose any more brain cells. No one has any sex.” ― Carrie Vaughnįunny quote: “Sadly for you, I think I’m going to live, Simi. No one go screaming off into the woods alone. Just using my prior knowledge to try and gauge what kind of fake boyfriend you’re going to make.” “Well, if your bitterness is any indication of the kind of fake girlfriend you’re going to be, I won’t hold my breath for you to fake put out.” ― Jennifer Shirkįunny quote: “You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they’ve never seen horror movies. “Are you going to constantly bring these things up the entire time we’re dating?” “Sorry. And that’s really all romance and courtship is to a man: hoops he has to jump through to get laid.” ― Oliver Markusįunny quote: “Ah, like how Sharon Parker’s bra kind of found its way into your locker?” He leaned in, resting his elbows on the table. Men know that they have to jump through all these hoops first, before they can get laid. Men know that a lot of women think it’s romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship blossoms into a relationship. Bucchianeriįunny quote: “(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn’t work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**” ― Gena Showalterįunny quote: “Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Yeah, winning attributes.” – Gena Showalterįunny quote: “You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.” ― E.A. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. The builder said he was very sorry.” – Louis Sacharįunny quote: When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndhamįunny quote: It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression ‘As pretty as an airport.’” – Douglas Adamsįunny quote: This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.” – William Goldmanįunny quote: “They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.” – John Greenįunny quote: “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” – Lemony Snicketįunny quote: “‘Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?’ ‘All the time.’” – Wendy Massįunny quote: “What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Instead, it is thirty stories high, with one classroom on each story. It was supposed to be only one story high, with thirty classrooms all in a row.
Wayside School was accidentally built sideways. But before we get to them, there is something you ought to know.
Jewls’s class, on the thirtieth story of Wayside School. Colin had always preferred baths.” – John Greenįunny quote: Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.” – Ha Jinįunny quote: “We’re going to tell you about three of the children in Mrs.
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Funny quote: “For the better part of my childhood, my professional aspirations were simple–I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.” – Janet Evanovichįunny quote: “It wasn’t until I had become engaged to Miss Piano that I began avoiding her.” – Peter De Vriesįunny quote: “The morning after noted child prodigy Colin Singleton graduated from high school and got dumped for the 19th time by a girl named Katherine, he took a bath.
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